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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Scuba's IcyHOT! and Not-So-Hot NBA Lists

I’ve had top ten lists on the brain lately. Watching different games around the NBA has brought me to the conclusion that there are players that bring out three different types of emotions within me. Good emotions, bad emotions, and indifference. With that in mind I’ve come up with two lists of my top ten NBA players. The good and the bad. I can’t make a top ten list of indifferent players because they’re all indifferent to me.

Top Ten List signifies the tippity-topness of the NBA's elite according to Yours Truly. – These are the guys I love to watch. They're getting paid ridiculous amounts of money and earning every penny. Give them a raise!!! Bottom Ten list is full of Scuba's pretenders, prima donas, and the disgraceful. Enjoy.

Top Ten (In no order)
1.D-Will - Amazing. He makes me proud to be a Jazz fan.
2.LeBron - No question. This man could make any team great.
3.Kobe - Rapist or not, he is the best player in the entire association.
4.Andre Igoudala - I don't know how many people are actually big fans of the real AI but his is top tier in my opinion.
5.Monta Ellis - Always been a big fan of Mon-tay. Stud on the court.
6.CP3 - Amazing, amazing, amazing. Reminds me of me. j/k
7.Devin Harris - Freakishly fast.
8.Dwight Howard - Imagine Karl Malone jumping high enough to touch the top of the backboard. 9.KG - Domination from dedication
10.Derrick Rose - Very impressive. I'm more a fan of his game than he himself.

Bottom Ten (In no order)
1.Caron Butler - I see this guy on the TV and I want to throw my ottoman through a wall.
2.Gilbert Arenas (Ov-ver-rate-ted Clap, clap, clapclapclap)
3.David West - Never been impressed.
4.CJ Miles - Still waiting for him to start earning his 15mill. I shouldn't hold my breath though.
5.Nate Robinson - This guy's attitude screams "I'm a Chump" every time he's on the court. The dunk contest cemented my opnion of him.
6.Sasha Pavlovic - Coattails.
7.Tony Parker - Flopper
8.Jason Kapono - I'm not sure what it is about him that I don't' think I'm the only person that would like to punch him in the face.
9.Eddie House - His game is very "Churchball".
10.Carmelo Anthony - Flopper and a crybaby.

All are welcome and invited to disagree in the comments section. I'll think you're wrong for disagreeing but you're welcome to nonetheless.